dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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