Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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