drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize