Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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