No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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