Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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