then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
we're making bets on your personal life
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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