So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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