this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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