Small penises have feelings too.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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