brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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