I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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