Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Someone came in the potted fern
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
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