This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
