she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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