Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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