just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
why is half of my head shaved?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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