Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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