You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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