So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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