At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize