Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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