remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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