Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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