it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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