McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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