absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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