somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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