? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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