wakey wakey hands off snakey
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
