people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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