Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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