just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
you never un-have a 4some
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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