idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Buhtt sex?
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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