And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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