If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
this will be a night to untag.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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