What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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