After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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