Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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