I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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