What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
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shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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