If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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