Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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