Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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