Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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