gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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