you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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