I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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