I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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