If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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