i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
birth control should be required to get into college
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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