I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize