she peed on how many people?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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