hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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